The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“VanSumeren gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- VanSumeren gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- VanSumeren is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
92%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make VanSumeren's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.