The Snap Count Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“VanSumeren will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- VanSumeren breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- VanSumeren scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
79%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take VanSumeren's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.