The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“VanSumeren gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- VanSumeren is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- VanSumeren loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
78%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make VanSumeren's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.