The Late Scratch Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over VanSumeren's stadium. Only over VanSumeren.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- VanSumeren loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- VanSumeren's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
73%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
Incantation
VanSumeren, VanSumeren, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.