The Fumble Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“VanSumeren's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- VanSumeren gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- VanSumeren will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
79%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
VanSumeren's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.