The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“VanSumeren is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- VanSumeren will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- VanSumeren gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make VanSumeren's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jahmyr Gibbs
- Bijan Robinson
- Christian McCaffrey
- Jonathan Taylor
- James Cook III
- Derrick Henry
- Saquon Barkley
- Omarion Hampton
- Ashton Jeanty
- Kyren Williams
- Chase Brown
- Kenneth Walker III
FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.