The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“VanSumeren's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- VanSumeren scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- VanSumeren breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
91%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Bills fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take VanSumeren's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.