The Phantom Flag Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“VanSumeren rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- Coach says VanSumeren is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- VanSumeren's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
89%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A used challenge flag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
VanSumeren drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.