The Committee Backfield Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“VanSumeren will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- VanSumeren gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- VanSumeren finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
75%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
VanSumeren, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.