The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“Ref: "Number VanSumeren, that's a flag." VanSumeren: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- VanSumeren finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- A mysterious flag erases VanSumeren's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
81%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
VanSumeren's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.