The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“VanSumeren breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- VanSumeren is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- VanSumeren goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
77%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
VanSumeren, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.