The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“The broadcast shows VanSumeren on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- VanSumeren's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- The team goes up 21 early and VanSumeren gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
78%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
VanSumeren drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.