The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“VanSumeren breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- The broadcast shows VanSumeren on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- VanSumeren gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
92%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make VanSumeren's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.