The Committee Backfield Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Tuten gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- Tuten goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Tuten sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
89%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Tuten scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.