The Mystery Tweak Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“Tuten gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- Tuten is already "Questionable" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.
- Tuten gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia Tech's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Tuten's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.