The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“Tuten is already "Questionable" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- Ref: "Number Tuten, that's a flag." Tuten: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Tuten is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
91%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Tuten, Tuten, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.