The Snap Count Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“Tuten gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- Tuten gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Tuten is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
79%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Tuten drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.