The Late Scratch Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Tuten gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- Tuten loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Tuten will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
89%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Tuten's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.