The Stuffed Run Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“Ref: "Number Tuten, that's a flag." Tuten: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- Tuten gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia Tech's biggest rival.
- Tuten gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
92%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Tuten drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.