The Snap Count Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“Ref: "Number Tuten, that's a flag." Tuten: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- Tuten is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Tuten is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
73%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Tuten, Tuten, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.