The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“Tuten gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- Tuten is already "Questionable" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.
- Tuten will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
74%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Tuten's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.