The Phantom Flag Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“Tuten is already "Questionable" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- The broadcast shows Tuten on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Tuten goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
72%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Tuten, Tuten, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.