The Fumble Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“Tuten goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- Tuten gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Tuten sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
78%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Tuten, Tuten, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.