The Hamstring Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“Tuten gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Tuten's stadium. Only over Tuten.
- Tuten scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
90%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Tuten scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.