The Stuffed Run Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“Tuten will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- A mysterious flag erases Tuten's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Tuten gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
85%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Tuten's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.