The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“Tuten breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- The broadcast shows Tuten on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Tuten gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia Tech's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Tuten's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.