The Late Scratch Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“The broadcast shows Tuten on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- Tuten gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Tuten gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia Tech's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Tuten scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.