The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“Tuten's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- Tuten gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Tuten breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
88%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Tuten's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.