The Garbage-Time Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“Tuten runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- Tuten will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Coach says Tuten is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
87%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Tuten drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.