The Hamstring Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“Coach says Tuten is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- Tuten's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Tuten gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia Tech's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Tuten, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.