The Hamstring Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“Tuten scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- Tuten goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Tuten is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
83%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Tuten drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.