The Stuffed Run Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“The broadcast shows Tuten on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- Tuten will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- A mysterious flag erases Tuten's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
81%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Tuten, Tuten, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.