The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“Ref: "Number Tuten, that's a flag." Tuten: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Tuten's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
81%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Tuten's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.