The Snap Count Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“Tuten's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- Tuten's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- The broadcast shows Tuten on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
72%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A used challenge flag
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Jaguars down to grief,
Tuten scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.