The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“Coach says Tuten is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- Ref: "Number Tuten, that's a flag." Tuten: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- The team goes up 21 early and Tuten gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
77%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Tuten drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.