The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“The broadcast shows Tuten on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- Tuten gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia Tech's biggest rival.
- Tuten breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
89%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Tuten drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.