The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“Tuten is already "Questionable" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- Tuten breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Tuten's stadium. Only over Tuten.
80%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Tuten drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.