The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“The broadcast shows Tuten on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- Tuten will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- A mysterious flag erases Tuten's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
92%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Tuten, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.