The Fumble Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“Tuten rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- A mysterious flag erases Tuten's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Tuten gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia Tech's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Tuten's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.