The Stuffed Run Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“Tuten is already "Questionable" with that ankle. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- Tuten's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Tuten gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
76%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Tuten's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.