The Fumble Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“The broadcast shows Tuten on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- Tuten goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Tuten gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia Tech's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Tuten's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.