The Late Scratch Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Tuten gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- Tuten's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Tuten is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
81%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- A used challenge flag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Tuten's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.