The Fumble Hex of Bhayshul Tuten
Bhayshul Tuten · JAX · RB
“Tuten gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Tuten's week
- Tuten gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Tuten's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
87%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Tuten drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bhayshul Tuten in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bhayshul Tuten is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bhayshul Tuten actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.