The Garbage-Time Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Robinson will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Robinson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
74%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Robinson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.