The Garbage-Time Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Robinson's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Ref: "Number Robinson, that's a flag." Robinson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- A mysterious flag erases Robinson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
79%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Robinson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.