The Snap Count Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Robinson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Robinson will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
83%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Robinson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.