The Stuffed Run Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Robinson rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Robinson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
75%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Robinson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.