The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Robinson's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Robinson gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
73%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Robinson, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.