The Phantom Flag Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Robinson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- Robinson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Robinson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
80%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Robinson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.