The Snap Count Hex of Bijan Robinson
Bijan Robinson · ATL · RB
“Robinson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Robinson's week
- A mysterious flag erases Robinson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Robinson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Robinson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bijan Robinson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bijan Robinson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bijan Robinson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.